My Sunday Sermon Notes 03/28/10

Contrary to popular belief, I do diligently take notes during Sunday sermons as you can see here…

Goofy Joke Pictures

My favorite kind of  job is drawing a goofy picture for a goofy children’s joke. What did the rooster say when he got into the very hot shower?

HOT-a-doodle-DOO!

Life Is Tough

There’s an old John Wayne movie called Sands Of Iwo Jima where Sgt. Stryker says, ”…life is tough, but it’s tougher if you’re stupid”. I kinda like that…

Periodic Table

There must be nothing more exciting than to discover yourself in the Periodic Table Of Elephants

Giant Slayer

Tough Old Cowboy

A tough old cowboy told his grandson that if he wanted to live a long life, the secret was to sprinkle a pinch of gun powder on his oatmeal every morning.

The grandson did this religiously to the age of 103. When he died, he left 14 children, 30 grand-children, 45 great-grandchildren, 25 great-great grandchildren, and a 15 foot hole where the crematorium used to be.

Rohan Pulling Guard

Grimwood of Rohan had studied all the Saruman game film and was ready for Super Bowl Sunday…

Squid Lips Sid

What we have here is your basic one eyed, peg legged pirate possum selling fake Rolex watches to unsuspecting tourists…

Frazetta Tribute

I was a freshman in college when I first discovered the artwork of Frank Frazetta. I immediately tried to imitate it (as if that could ever happen) and quickly discovered there would only be one Frazetta.

The other day I decided to put my spin on one of my favorite Frazetta pieces, “The Silver Warrior”. I wasn’t trying to copy it per say, just doing my take on it.