Dennis Jones

Goofy Joke Pictures

Posted on March 23, 2010 by Dennis

My favorite kind of job is drawing a goofy picture for a goofy children’s joke. What did the rooster say when he got into the very hot shower?

HOT-a-doodle-DOO!

Life Is Tough

Posted on March 20, 2010 by Dennis

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There’s an old John Wayne movie called Sands Of Iwo Jima where Sgt. Stryker says, ”…life is tough, but it’s tougher if you’re stupid”. I kinda like that…

Periodic Table

Posted on March 19, 2010 by Dennis

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There must be nothing more exciting than to discover yourself in the Periodic Table Of Elephants…

Tough Old Cowboy

Posted on March 19, 2010 by Dennis

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A tough old cowboy told his grandson that if he wanted to live a long life, the secret was to sprinkle a pinch of gun powder on his oatmeal every morning.

The grandson did this religiously to the age of 103. When he died, he left 14 children, 30 grand-children, 45 great-grandchildren, 25 great-great grandchildren, and a 15 foot hole where the crematorium used to be.

Rohan Pulling Guard

Posted on March 18, 2010 by Dennis

Squid Lips Sid

Posted on March 18, 2010 by Dennis

Frazetta Tribute

Posted on March 17, 2010 by Dennis

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I was a freshman in college when I first discovered the artwork of Frank Frazetta. I immediately tried to imitate it (as if that could ever happen) and quickly discovered there would only be one Frazetta.

The other day I decided to put my spin on one of my favorite Frazetta pieces, “The Silver Warrior”. I wasn’t trying to copy it per say, just doing my take on it.