Tag: green fly

Lord Of The Flies

So the sermon at church the other day was about a buncha knuckleheads that were trying to insult Jesus by calling him Beelzebub because Beelzebub was some kinda creepy Phoenician fly god and flies are always buzzing around poop and these religious goobers thought… Continue Reading “Lord Of The Flies”

French Flies

The bell rang in the diner. I sat my spatula down, wiped my greasy hands on my apron and picked up the servers ticket… it was for an order of my world famous, piping hot french flies. I filled the order, shoved it into the kitchen window and out… Continue Reading “French Flies”