Tag: fly

Lord Of The Flies

So the sermon at church the other day was about a buncha knuckleheads that were trying to insult Jesus by calling him Beelzebub because Beelzebub was some kinda creepy Phoenician fly god and flies are always buzzing around poop and these religious goobers thought… Continue Reading “Lord Of The Flies”

HorseFly

He’s sick, he’s home in bed, his throat hurts and he can barely talk… that’s right, he’s a hoarse fly.