Theory vs Reality: part two

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I had a chance to work on this fellow last night. I am starting to make a little progress on getting this unruly mass of foam under control…

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Theory vs. Reality

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My ideas always work so well on the pages of my sketchbook… then reality smacks me in the face as I try to create them…

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Gigging

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I uploaded this quick process video to my YouTube site. The only thing truly noteworthy here is that the music was written, played and produced by my youngest son, Pete.

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A policeman in Orlando stopped a man that was driving around town in a car with a sheep sitting next to him in the front seat. “What are you doing with that sheep in your car?”  the officer asked. “You need to take that animal to the zoo.”

The following week, the same policeman saw the same man driving around with the same sheep sitting in the front seat, but this time both of them were wearing sunglasses. The policeman pulled the guy over. “I thought I told you to take that sheep to the zoo!”

The man replied, “I did. We had such a good time were going to the beach this weekend!”

Wolverine

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Every couple of years or so, a powerful compulsion consumes me and I am compelled to draw a comic book super hero and it always seems to be Wolverine the X Man sporting his fancy plastic yellow suit.

Breaking Bad

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…so I show up at church last Sunday and our preacher is launching a brand new nine week sermon series from the book of Romans and he is using the tv show Breaking Bad as his theme. The stage has those iconic Breaking Bad green chemistry symbol things all over it and somehow Walter White… er… Heisenberg made a threatening appearance on my sermon notes.

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Steroid Free

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A bunch of bugs doing sports and they are all steroid free! …except for that one on the bike, of course.

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A Higher Calling

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Some people are asked to design rocket ships that will fly to the moon and back… I am asked to draw a squirrel, a possum, a bird and a rat in moose antlers pretending they’re on a boat…

Back To School

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The holidays are over and it’s time for the kiddos to get back to school… even if they are bugs…

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Young Frankenstein… er… Buggenstein

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Some characters for the bug board game I am currently working on. This group pay homage to the old Frankenstein movies. First off we have the good doctor…

Next we have the monster…

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The bride with the crazy hair…

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And of course, everybody’s favorite… Igor…

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Maple Leaf Rag

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Here is another member of the bug jazz band I’m working on. He is pretty much modeled after my little brother Don, who in his younger days was a ragtime piano player at Silver Dollar City named Ben Dover (you might have to think about that one a bit). He wore a bowler hat, big glasses and beat the tar out of old upright pianos. The cup is on the piano for tips of course. Don and I learned about tips early in life…

…one summer during college I was drawing caricatures at Silver Dollar City, (which is an 1880’s styled theme park) and everyone that worked there had to dress in a period costume. The park was very picky about adhering to their 1800’s theme, so no employee could be seen drinking out of any sort of paper or styrofoam cup. All employees had to drink out of pottery mugs.

In addition to being an excellent piano player, my little brother Don was also a very good caricature artist. One weekend I had him sit next to me and we both drew caricatures on a very busy Saturday. We sat our drinking mugs on the ground next to our chairs and grabbed drinks between pictures. It was a busy afternoon, it was hot, we were thirsty and we drank everything that was in our mugs leaving them bone dry.

At the end of the day we picked up our mugs and discovered dollar bills stuffed in them. People thought they were tip jars. That thought had never crossed our minds… but from that point on you never saw us drawing caricatures without an empty cup sitting somewhere close.

Flight Of The BumbleBee

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I am currently working on a really fun job that has one smokin’ hot bug jazz band in it. This is the drummer… who is apparently a bit over caffeinated.

The Creature From The Black Lagoon

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This is a quick bit of art I just did for my church. It looks like the sermon series right after Christmas is headed off in a very traditional direction.

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Game Guide

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Another image for the board game. This is the little fellow that guides us through the game.

You Reap What You Sow

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I go to church on Sunday mornings and play in an ice hockey league on Sunday nights. Yesterday morning we had a very good sermon on the Biblical principal that you will reap what you sow. I came home, slept through most of the football game on TV and then headed off to my hockey game.

It was a typical game for me chocked full of bad decisions, poor passing and blown shots. I was playing defense so I was not exactly the other teams favorite guy. One young man tried his best to get me to fight, (I laughed out loud), I got hacked with sticks, was constantly sprawled on the ice in a tangle of players and one nice fellow cross checked me in the back into the boards extremely hard (I’m pretty sure my feet were over my head at some point in that one).

I did land in the penalty box one time for tapping a gentleman lightly with my stick, but I’m sure that was all just some sort of terrible misunderstanding.

When I got home my wife asked me how the hockey game went. I went over the game highlights with her (we won 8 to 3) and then she asked me if I had reaped what I had sown during the hockey game.

I’m pretty sure I did…