I play a game called Elder Scrolls Online where I occasionally have to save the world from infestations of dragons, monsters and various other unsavory creatures. One of the things I like best about the game is it allows you to construct your very own custom characters. As I illustrated this picture of a fellow I designed, I discovered there seems to be a disconnect between the character I see on my Xbox and the character I see in my head. He’s an orc named WeaselHammer, he’s a tank and that’s his ferocious war chicken Frank who stands faithfully at his side, ready for action.


Your’s is so much better.
Now I know what to ask for Christmas – my very own War Chicken!
…nothin’ better’n opening up a brand new War Chicken on Christmas morning! Always good to hear from you robbaLOOOO!!
Every mighty hero needs their own war chicken.