Chicago Bear Sermon Notes

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You never know where my sermon notes are going to end up. This week a sad little Chicago Bear looks hopelessly at the focal passage of the Sunday morning sermon and contemplates how it relates to his dismal football season…
…and yes, I did buy snow fence on the way home from church.

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Learning iMovie… Again

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Every time there’s an update for iMovie I open it, look at the interface, have absolutely no clue as to how to work it and then attempt to make something with it in order to relearn how to use it.

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So here’s my latest attempt to figure out iMovie… again… the 10.0.6 update.

Wacom Intuos Creative Stylus 2

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Over the years, I have purchased several types of styluses in a futile attempt to turn my Ipad into a fabulous, portable, mini Wacom Cintiq. I have finally come to the conclusion, (sadly)… that’s just never going to happen… but Wacom is making the Ipad a more viable artist tool with their new Intuos Creative Stylus 2.

It comes in a sharp carrying case with a usb charging cable. The main selling point for me was the thinner drawing point. (I never knew what was going on under those old fat styluses.)

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ProCreate is my art app of choice, but it currently does not support this stylus, so I fired up an app that does (Sketchbook Pro) and created this picture.

At this point in time, drawing and painting on an Ipad is just going to be a limited proposition, but in my humble opinion, at least Wacom’s new stylus gives you a fighting chance at it.

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Crazy Horse

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Yes, it is Chief Crazy Horse riding his… well… crazy horse.

Woodstock

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On cold Northeastern Indiana nights as we sit in front of our blazing fireplace, my wife will occasionally ask me why I’m just staring into the fire. I always say, “because I know each one of those sticks of wood personally.”

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Every fall I tromp into the woods behind our house, look for downed trees and cut them up for our winter fire wood. Since I have no way to get a vehicle into our woods, I have to manually carry it all out by hand… one chunk at a time… did I mention that our woods slope harshly downhill? That means every single piece of that wood has to be carried UP a hill.

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I split everything by hand with a maul and load each individual stick into a trailer to haul back to the house where I stack each of those individual sticks of wood into orderly piles.

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This is how I spent my afternoon today… it’s pretty much how I spend most Saturdays in the fall… and when you cut the wood, carry the wood, split the wood, load the wood, unload and stack the wood, carry the wood into the house and light the wood on fire… you pretty much get to know each individual stick of that wood… personally.

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Doodle United Drawing Club

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I belong to one of those internet drawing clubs… you know… the kind where a drawing challenge is assigned every couple of weeks and you try to do something really clever with it. A few challenges back we were assigned “pumpkins” and while the deadline for pumpkin pictures was about a month ago, I am just now getting mine done. A day late and a dollar short… but just in time for Halloween!

Upgrading To Yosemite

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Anytime you change operating systems you can expect trouble somewhere, and when I upgraded my OS to Yosemite it created a couple of Cintiq issues for me. I needed to figure the problematic areas out by rendering a piece of artwork, so I grabbed this 10 year old sketch and used it to see where the glitches in the system were. I deleted my Cintiq files, downloaded and installed new drivers and that solved… a few of the problems… and when the dust settled I looked at my sketch and thought, “hey… good enough to put on the blog”…

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October Update…

I use Photoshop CS6 and I just discovered that the problematic performance issues had nothing to do with the new Yosemite operating system. Photoshop was just not playing nicely with my Wacom Cintiq. I found a Photoshop plugin called White Window Workaround, installed it, and now everything works like a charm. It is specifically for Photoshop CC and CS6.

Kokomo-Con 2014

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…well, uhm, ok… so I have now finally, OFFICIALLY participated in a Comic-Con and it was… uhm… interesting… in a bunch of odd and peculiar ways… and I probably won’t be doing it again for a long, long time…

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Paypal + Internet = Danger!!

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I have discovered an extremely alarming situation concerning Paypal and the internet.

Let’s take a random example… an unsuspecting fellow is haphazardly looking at things on the internet and stumbles upon a page for an Indiana Comic-Con that is taking place an hour away from his house. One keyboard click leads to another and badda-bing badda-boom, the internet and his active Paypal account have ensnared this pitiful, wide-eyed hoosier. He is now hopelessly signed up to participate in something called Kokomo-Con on Saturday, October 18 before he can rationally think through the fact that he has never actually attended any kind of a comic-con in his entire life, much less have any idea what to do at one. Oh, the insidious peril of  cruising the internet with an active Paypal account.

And on a totally unrelated note, have I mentioned that I will be appearing on Artist Alley at Kokomo-Con in beautiful Kokomo, Indiana ( home of the world’s largest preserved steer AND the world’s largest sycamore stump!! ) on Saturday, October 18? If you’re in the area be sure to drop by, say hello and for goodness sakes, while you’re in town… go see that stuffed cow!

Walk Into My Future Day

Yesterday was “Walk Into My Future” day at Huntington University. I would conservatively estimate that there were 47 to 48 gazillion kids there. The university had all sorts of things for these youngsters to learn, see and do… and one of those things was a ten minute, how to draw lesson from me. Here are a few of my exceptional art students!

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Guardians Of The Galaxy

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I still have not seen Guardians Of The Galaxy, but it’s on my “to do” list… I have it written in right under “make varsity football team”…

Not Exactly The NHL

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Every fall I ask myself the same question… “Do I really want to commit to another eight month ice hockey season?” …and every fall I give myself the same answer… “Well, maybe just one more year and then I’ll quit.” …so yesterday was the first game of my new hockey season.

I am hoping to accomplish something big this year. Score more goals? Nope. Tally up more assists? Nope. Spend less time in the penalty box? Nope. Get our team to officially change it’s name to the Toronto SaurusRex? Absolutely!

The Old See With Me Bible

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In 2005, Zondervan and I created the See With Me Bible. The concept was to tell Bible stories with pictures only, no text, a wordless Bible… a concept that was perhaps a bit too abstract for the time. After a few years, the See With Me Bible was pulled back into the shop, given a tune up, full text and re-released as the Read With Me FOR TODDLERS. I consistently get email from people who have worn that yellow See With Me Bible out and want a new copy of it, but sadly, the See With Me has gone the way of the buffalo.

I did find a used copy on Amazon for quite a reasonable price…

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…and I just want you all to know… if you are lookin’ to spend that kind of money, I just might be able to find a few copies in my closet that I could sell you for half that price! 🙂

Digital Painting Class This Fall

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I was recently asked to teach a digital painting class this fall at Huntington University. I have agreed to do this and I’m looking forward to sharing what I know on the subject. Being able to take the idea in your head, put it down on paper and then translate it into full color digital art (in some kind of orderly process) is our goal.

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Photoshop will be our digital painting program of choice and our first task will be to tame that beast and make it work for us… not a problem. One of the really exciting parts of this classroom experience will be that each student will have a shiny new Wacom Cintiq to work on. It just doesn’t get any better than that. Class starts the end of August… this should be fun for all of us!

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The Hidden Treasure

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Hey, there’s a new Big-Talkin’ Brother Jones Bible Story called The Hidden Treasure and it’s now available in the iTunes Store!

For those of you that may not know, I am one of three brothers and we have worked together on projects all of our lives. Before Photoshop was ever conceived, big brother Doug was manipulating photos in REAL TIME with an actual FILM camera… below is an early example. I’m getting ready to squash my little brother Donny in the first photo and lifting him off the ground with my superhuman strength in the second.

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The brothers Jones are currently working together to build digital apps for children. Little brother Don has forgiven me for for the way I roughed him up in those two photos and is now (among other things) the builder of apps for his two big brothers. Also check out Doug’s brand new app called Flippy Face!

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Have I mentioned that I also have three extremely talented sisters as well?