No Bull

Scientists tell us that the fastest animal on earth, with a top speed of 120 feet per second, is a cow that has been dropped out of a helicopter. -Dave Barry

7 Comments on “No Bull”

danielwalldammit
August 3, 2012

cute

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jeff
August 3, 2012

Ok, I laughed for 2/ Minutes on that one! Do you remember the famous WKRP episode where the guy dropped turkeys out of a helicopter for Thanksgiving? If not, find it on the web, i cry laughing EVERYTIME.

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- Dennis
  August 3, 2012
  
  …absolutely. That is an all time classic episode of tv.
  
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mark cotnam
August 5, 2012

There also an episode of Hill Street Blues where someone smuggled a cow up to apartment and the cops tried to lead it back down stairs. When the cow wouldn’t budge, the old man who used to work in the packing plant told the cops, ” of course the cow won’t go downstairs, cows ain’t got no down in ’em.” Also, only bulls wear rings in their noses, not cows.

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- Dennis
  August 6, 2012
  
  I did not know that only bulls wore rings in their noses. I always just saw it as a personal fashion statement each individual cow was making…
  
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jeff
August 13, 2012

All girls like a little “bling”

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Coffy
June 29, 2018

Herrlich!!!!! Dieser Blick …….lol…………..

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